Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Icarus!

Victory!
Battle: Port Tuesday, February 05, 2013
5:45:30 AM
Vehicle: M10 Wolverine
Experience received: 2,440 Credits received: 21,787
Battle Achievements: Top Gun, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"

What Icarus may look like fighting in his M10 Wolverine

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Rules of Tank Club

Consider this the de facto disclaimer for "Tank Club":

Welcome to Tank Club.

This is an OGO ("Online Gaming Organization") that focuses on the video game, "World of Tanks").

^that made me throw-up in my mouth.

This is a clan.  A wot clan.  We believe in:

  • No pressure
  • No obligations
  • No assholes

There.  Read no further.  That was your tl;dr.  It was also prolly your invite message.

More stuff:

  • You do not have to be in this clan <-- duh!
  • You can leave this clan at any time <-- duh!
  • If you leave nicely, maturely, you can prolly come back <-- like you'd want to right?
  • If you want to leave, please, for the love of god, just leave.  Honestly, do you need to rage hard, mild or lightly before hand? Are you _that_ much of a woman (I'm the only woman aruond here gdi!)
  • Yes, I use these <-- these <-- that arrow thing there



At teh very worst, accepting the invite to this clan will mean:

  • a red shitty fist on your tank/td/spg ("wtf is this red shit on my tank" <-- what one mild rager said before quitting")
  • a channel in your WoT tool bar that'll maybe blink at times when new text arises in it

^if either one of those are just too fucking much for you to take and/or, if you want to be in a great clan that requires shit you _must_ do to stay in it, then, I beg you, leave.

You can:

  • leave raging
  • leave silently
  • leave lovingly
  • leave honorably
  • drop a deuce
  • get your blood wings
  • go for a hole in one (that means, shitting, wiping, and no shit on the tissue paper)

In all srsness (yes, rly srs now) if you join, only, ever, idle in clan chat, or go afk forever from game, or w/e, and we finally reach around 100 members, then you will prolly be kicked from the clan.



We r not there yet.

Most you -- any that read this prolly -- are awesome tho, and I love you.  I do.

The rest, srsly, gth (get this hotel).

/enddisclaimer
/wrap
/send











_Goliard!

Draw!
Map: Redshire 05 February 2013
15:00:54
Vehicle: T29
Exp: 2,673 + Credits: 71,603
Achievements: : Top Gun

I would love to see this replay _Goliard.  He apparently is on a standard account, so that 2,673 raw xp.


What _Goliard in his T29 fighting his heart out may look like

Monday, February 4, 2013

mailman411!

Victory!
Battle: Fjords Monday, February 04, 2013
6:52:37 PM
Vehicle: T71
Experience received: 4,188 (x2 for the first victory each day) Credits received: 48,574
Battle Achievements: Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"

Bustlerack!

Victory!
Battle: Ruinberg Monday, February 04, 2013
5:26:56 PM
Vehicle: Ferdinand
Experience received: 4,210 (x2 for the first victory each day) Credits received: 44,056
Battle Achievements: Kolobanov's Medal, Radley-Walters's Medal, Pascucci's Medal, Steel Wall, Top Gun, Sniper, Cool-Headed, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Minymous!

Victory!
Map: South Coast Sunday, February 03, 2013
10:23:55 PM
Vehicle: VK 3601 (H)
Exp: 2,462 (x2) + Credits: 24,451
Achievements: : Radley-Walters's Medal, Top Gun

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Welcome!

Snuup!
_Focus_
Xent
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and

Kynaris!

Welcome Bros!